The eternal dilemma of surfers: is it okay to pee in your wetsuit? Is it a practice that we all secretly hide, or a shame that should be eliminated? Whether you're a beginner at surfing or have been catching waves for years, this existential question has probably crossed your mind at some point. Let's break down, with a humorous tone (but with useful information), the pros and cons of this peculiar habit in the surfing world.
1. Instant comfort:
One thing is clear: peeing in your wetsuit is comfortable and satisfying. No need to leave the water, walk to the bathroom, or face the cold beach air. It’s simply a quick and effective solution. For surfers who spend hours in the water, this small "release" can be a necessary relief in the middle of winter to stay focused on the session.
2. Momentary (but fleeting) warmth:
Nothing is more comforting than feeling that instant warmth in the middle of winter when the water is freezing. It’s a temporary relief that doesn’t last long, but in cold waters, it can be almost essential. However, this quick heat dissipates quickly, and the result may not be so pleasant.
3. An open secret:
Many surfers do it, if not the majority, even if they don’t admit it. It’s like an unwritten rule: if you surf long enough, you’ve probably "sinned" at least once. So if you're worried about what others might think, relax! Chances are, the person next to you is doing the same.
1. Bad smell:
A clear and almost primary argument. Wetsuits, especially when used constantly, can develop a strong and unpleasant odor. Pee, when trapped in the neoprene, can intensify the smell, especially if the suit is not rinsed properly. In the long run, your "quick warm-up" could turn into a persistent stench.
2. Bacteria buildup:
Neoprene is great for keeping you warm and insulated, but it can also trap bacteria. The salts and residues from pee can get stuck in the wetsuit, creating a perfect environment for skin infections. If you rinse your suit well after each session, this won’t be a major issue, but over time, it could affect your health and hygiene.
3. Feeling of regret:
Imagine the scene: you finish your session, take off your wetsuit, and the smell reminds you of all your "liquid decisions." While it’s a convenient solution in the moment, many surfers end up regretting it afterward. That instant comfort turns into a reminder that sometimes, there are no shortcuts in life… or in the water.
Like many decisions in life, this is a matter of personal preference and priorities. If you're an occasional surfer, you can probably do without it. You can simply step out of the water for a moment, even if it means a short break.
For those who spend long hours in the water, doing it is a common option, but it comes with the responsibility of rinsing the wetsuit thoroughly afterward. Most surf experts recommend not making this a habit. If you decide to "warm up" your suit occasionally, make sure to wash it well after your session.
That way, even if you indulge, your wetsuit will remain a good companion for the waves and not a nasal assault weapon for those around you.
Peeing in your wetsuit may be a quick and convenient option, but with a little care and hygiene, you can avoid turning your surf suit into an enemy.
Good luck and happy waves!
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